Engineering students demand jobs based on memorizing solution manuals
A rising unemployment rate has led to growing discontent among young people regarding underpayment in employment sectors. Therefore, engineering students across the country are now demanding jobs that will pay them to memorize solution manuals and drop them on exam scripts.
The art of ingesting and discarding irrelevant information has been mastered by Bangladeshi students over the years, regardless of their educational background. Engineering grads across the country say memorizing solutions to math problems is the one thing they mastered in their undergraduate lives and now expect jobs that will pay them to do the same.
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Raisa Farnaz, an EEE graduate from AUET, justified her claims: “I spent 4 years studying circuits, but I really have no idea how electricity works. But I definitely got A+ in all my electronics lessons.”
“My dad hopes I will get a government job and hopefully never have to work for a living for the rest of my life,” Raisa continued. “But in my undergraduate years filled with exams, assignments, projects and a dissertation, I forgot to learn one insignificant detail – what an engineer does in the first place. Never in four years of engineering, it only occurred to me that one day, in the workplace, I might have to apply what I’ve learned.”
“I would automatically delete information from my head right after exams were over to make room for more relevant information, like following the last season of stranger things“, sobbed Raisa. “If I had known this day would come, I might have dared to try something that no engineering student has ever done before. I would have tried to understand what I was really studying, for once.”
Shadman Sakib, a civil engineering student at the Two-Way University, expressed his concern: “A bit like supporting Argentina in football, I went into engineering because my father told me to. My father passed his BCS exams and entered the civil service.as you might assume, memorizing information without ever using it comes naturally to me.i still don’t know how to decipher the solution to a math problem,but i know very well how do I memorize the solution if someone else does it for me.”
Shadman opened up on the secrets to his success as an engineering student and said, “You see, I never wasted my time on little things like figuring out a problem before trying it. Engineering is like a Christopher Nolan movie – not trying to figure it out is often the best approach. But now that I’m months away from graduating I’ve been told that as an engineer I should putting my knowledge of civil engineering to good use! I still don’t know how the structures work. I thought the engineers just googled the Padma Bridge design on Chegg and memorized it!”
Meanwhile, CSE grads across the country are also shocked to know that computer engineering isn’t just about stealing code from GitHub and memorizing algorithms.
Following the recent crisis, more and more engineering students are changing majors and entering MBA programs at universities they previously ridiculed. With the growing popularity of students jumping through basic subjects, the concerned authority reportedly considered parkour as the country’s new national sport.
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